06 December 2012

I come to be a Millionaire

Sky City

The Premier location to gamble and eat in New Zealand. Signed up for my free Premier Rewards Ruby Membership and gambled away the $20.00 they gave me. I WAS AHEAD AT ONE POINT! Choshi, I need your help obliterating the casino buffet....Don't worry, I'm working on building up my membership points so we don't have to wait in the ridiculous queue!

Perusing through the drunken complex, I came across this stag party/stag night/stag do/bachelor party/bull's party/buck's party/buck's night and they needed to use me as part of their hazing activities. Stereotyping their language, attitude and dress I concluded they reside on that there farm and often can't be bothered making the trip in to town (I hadn't a clue what they were saying!) I'm not judging, I'm just sayin'.

Rock On Man!
The casino also offered numerous opportunities to people watch until I realized people surely must be doing the same to me. So I promptly said "let's go" and left the building.

The Hobbit

Suddenly I found myself in the Middle of Middle Earth. Thank goodness that passed and I woke up on the front lawn. Just kidding (I really woke up in me bed, but with a stranger next to me...stranger danger!) Haha just kidding, I woke up in my bed alone and loving it :-) (stay strong Derek!)

I hope you're all planning a visit in a proper Air NZ plane:




Happy Summer!

FINALLY! I have worn shorts and t-shirts for consecutive days and now will be declaring it officially summer. Time to make this ghostly, sickly look disappear in to a more favourable caramel one. Haha who am I kidding?! I burn in minutes with this sun.

Enough White to Surrender? 

Oh of course with summer comes tornadoes - except here it is minus those very helpful tornado sirens. However I was downtown when they hit so I was kept all safe and sound.

Here's what downtown looked like:
December 6, 2012 at 12:13PM
And before I leave, I hope you all have taken care of those Movember mustaches.... (ladies, you can now bleach/ rid yourself of that upper lip hair):