You know you're an honorary Kiwi when....

• You love your Watties sauce (still a hardcore Ranch fan here!)
• "Sweet As" is not just a phrase, but a state of mind
• You walk barefoot through the middle of town (No shoes, No shirt and I still get service!)
• You address other people as "youse fullas"
• You support any team playing against Australia
• Meat Pies are an essential part of your diet (even better tasting at 4am)
• You've met someone on Shortland Street 
• "Yeah, nah" is an answer to any question
• You've thrown plastic beer bottles at a rugby game (now added to me bucket list)
• Marmite is a delicacy on white bread (No. Vegemite may be though)
• You finish every sentence with "aye" (not "eh", mates)
• You spread Marmite on your toast in the morning (and then promptly spit it out)
• You don't think Salmonella Dub is a type of food poisoning
• You pay for things using your EFTPOS card (You still have to PIN for that McDouble)
• You think Jandals will match anything you are wearing

  

  Toilets do not flush counter-clockwise here. They gush.